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    hyper
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    chat up lines

    Post by hyper on Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:38 pm

    You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together.Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

    Shall we chat or continue flirting from a distance?
    Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
    You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!
    Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
    i hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away.
    If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous.
    I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
    Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
    Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
    If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
    I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
    Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.
    Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

    Excuse me, you've got something on your top. My eyes

    theres more but i'll stop there XD
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    Devo12345
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    Post by Devo12345 on Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:42 pm

    some of those are gross

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    Re: chat up lines

    Post by Cold. on Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:55 pm

    I totally agree^
    I would never ever use anything like that tongue
    I'm tempted to delete this so people don't try them xDD
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    Post by Maxie Daxie on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:15 pm

    Laughing The spanner one was gross but funny , i like the phone number one just pure stupidty ....
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    Post by Kelly on Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:08 pm

    So are really strange and wouldn't work XD

    Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
    ^ that one is sweet XD


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    Re: chat up lines

    Post by hyper on Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:59 pm

    XD
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    Post by Envy on Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:03 am

    If you were words on a page, they'd call you fine print. ;o
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    Post by Maxie Daxie on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:21 pm

    Some of them are pointless
    If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous.
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    Post by Dan Spite on Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:53 am

    Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

    Ha.
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    Post by Maxie Daxie on Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:50 am

    Yaa thats what I thought , but its still kinda evil lol
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    Post by Bliss on Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:46 am

    Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

    Rofl ^^
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    Re: chat up lines

    Post by Devo12345 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:49 pm

    i feel sorry for whoever uses these
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    Post by Maxie Daxie on Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:26 pm

    lol It would be funny if some guy read these to his girlfriend at their marriedge [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Post by Cold. on Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:58 pm

    Lol, they'd get married, get in the limo, and drive to court for the divorce tongue

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